Nearly eight AM and still no sign of any sleep. It's proving to be an elusive creature. Wondering if a heavy dose of tranquilizer or a hot bath will tempt it out. We will see.
That was my Facebook post mere moments ago and unfortunately sleep still refuses to show its pretty little face. Somehow my body has switched from the timezone here in England to the one where I live in the US. Without my permission, the cheeky bastard.
The fiancé and I (who I shall now refer to as L because the fiancé gets repetitive) were meant to go to the zoo today. Like a good little housewife (okay I'm no one's wife and this isn't my house but you get the point), I even packed a bag I was gonna drag around all day, filled with our wallets, passports, bandaids, sunscreen, sunglasses, and even a change of clothing. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOUSEWIFEY, I EVEN PLANNED OUT THE PACKED LUNCH I WAS TO BRING. But nope. L didn't pass out until well past 4AM, and we planned on waking up at 7:30. So, said time rolls around and I reach over him to turn off the alarm.
"Pssst. You still want to go today?"
"Ehh, urghhhhh... Wha-what do you want? Eh? Sleep."
That was it. He wants to go tomorrow apparently, but we have plans with friends so we shall see how that goes. Time is running out. It's Monday morning and we leave for America on Thursday NOOO.
Today I guess we'll just pig out and watch movies or swear at each other whilst playing COD, like we have for the last week LOLOL.
But instead of the usual junk food, last night we cooked dinner together. AWWW, he's so damn cute when he cooks. He's always cute, actually. Anyway, for about 45 minutes we slaved away at a hot stove to cook a decent meal. Maybe it didn't take quite so long, and it was better than decent, but whatever. Here's photos of the noms! (L kept saying, in his creepiest voice, "Is it tastyyyyy? Is it SCRUUUUMPTIOUS?!" And I nearly shat myself every time. So if you see any out-of-place brown stains, sorry.
Wait, wait, before you're unimpressed, it tasted lovely. We had gravy to boot, and I had a glass of red to top it off. Which, after a tiny sip, I promptly banished from the table. Not my thing. But the food alone was delicious; we relished every bite with enthusiasm. Well, I did. L was deeply focused on a Gfinity match.
Essentially, I just ranted about being tired and bored and I don't even know. Yet I expect someone to read it. Please forgive my laggy brain, reader, for it knows not what it says.
I did plan circle lens reviews today but my eyes burn so much I don't want to poke lenses into them to piss them off further. Tomorrow, however, they shall be up!!! Hopefully I won't be for much longer.